Friday, 8th April '05
Sorry, I Just Went To Use The John And I HAVE To Say This.
With all my neighbourly love:
Ok, you useless little idiots. I don't know what your mothers taught you, or what planet you're from and whether the gravity there has a different effect on you egestive waste, BUT:
Flush the damned toilet when you're done, asshole. Do you think people like to go in there and see your semi-solid yesterday's-dinner smeared around the porcelain bowl? And guess what? I don't think the nice cleaner auntie appreciates having to clean that up either, ingrate.
One last thing - and if you flush it and it didn't go down, surprise surprise! YOU CAN ALWAYS FLUSH AGAIN! *gasp* Oh yes, no shit.
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heheh looking forward to relieving ur stress for you take heart babe..it'll all end soon and i'm planning a big smubbies thingo when u finally finish ..cool?